let’s play a game where we both get under the covers and see who can make each other moan first

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confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

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cute-overload:

My girlfriend’s baby corgi Winstonhttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com
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rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

callino-fucking-way:

bovineroyalty:

You say that terrible puns anger the homestuck fandom? Well that’s a vriska’ll just have to take

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speedlimit15:

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

i dont understand. are we being eaten??

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shersock:

lumos5001:

#HELLA; #THERES A MAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #A MAN/MAN COUPLE; #A WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE WITH A BABY; #AND A MAN/WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #POSSIBLY; #POLYAMORUS; (via mysticwingman) 

THEY’RE STANDING IN A RAINBOW COLOUR ORDER
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doktorvondoom:

trying my best to shut out the 4th of july stuff but the americans are like

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spamano-butt-sex:

future fish thanks to @denkimouse